The Students

First, another update on the obsessed student.

When I wouldn't give her attention today, she took matters into her own hands. She went and got a Clorox wipe and sucked it dry. When I saw her doing this, I went over and asked her to give me the wipe. What does she do? Bites off a piece and swallows it!

I can't make this up.

In other news, I told my students today that I'm pregnant.

Here's how my 2nd class went:

Me: I'm having a baby!
Student #1: Do you know who the dad is?
Student #2: That's so rude! .... What if she doesn't know?
Me: ....um...it's my husband...
Student #1: Are you sure?

For real.